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I don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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Everyone keeps saying, Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating. It's like saying, How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt? I don't care.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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When you're picking a basketball team, you'll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you're playing the odds.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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My motto is more mystery, less history.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.
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I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine I just happen to be from that world.
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