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Maybe it's weird, but I don't feel in any way, shape or form that I'm taking over his show.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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