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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
American Football Player
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I'd never hurt another person.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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We're all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it. Telling them to stop isn't going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.'
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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
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I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist.
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When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the 'tardiest of the 'tards like the thick crust.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.
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I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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My motto is more mystery, less history.
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Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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