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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
American Football Player
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I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else's museum, you never find out whether you're Rembrandt or not.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.
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Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.
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I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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