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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
American Football Player
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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys. We're always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.
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I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist.
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.
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It's like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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Maybe it's weird, but I don't feel in any way, shape or form that I'm taking over his show.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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