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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
American Football Player
Comedian
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The shuttle is the worst $20 you'll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been. You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can't afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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I'm a comedian, not a politician.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the 'tardiest of the 'tards like the thick crust.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.'
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You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting.
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No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians I'm just not a reader.
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