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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
American Football Player
Comedian
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Film Director
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Radio Personality
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Television Actor
LA
California
Adam Lakers Carolla
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Ace in the Hole
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