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Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine I just happen to be from that world.
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I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial.
Adam Carolla
You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys. We're always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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When you do television, there's more to do, and when you do new television, there's a lot more to do, especially when you don't have partner. I miss not having that person.
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You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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I'd never hurt another person.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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I don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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I get depressed at airports.
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