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Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
American Football Player
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
Adam Carolla
You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting.
Adam Carolla
I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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I don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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I don't know anything about computers.
Adam Carolla
When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13.
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I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
Adam Carolla
I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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It's something I've always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.
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Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!
Adam Carolla
Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
Adam Carolla
I get depressed at airports.
Adam Carolla
That's the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can't pursue your dream till you're 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
Adam Carolla
Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
Adam Carolla
Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
Adam Carolla
