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Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
American Football Player
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When you're picking a basketball team, you'll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you're playing the odds.
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People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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I don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians I'm just not a reader.
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I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.
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Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much.
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We're all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it. Telling them to stop isn't going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I've done so much morning radio that I won't be overwhelmed by it, but it's still going to be a challenge.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.
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