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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.
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When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the 'tardiest of the 'tards like the thick crust.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything they just don't vote that way.
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Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist.
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All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.
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I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why.
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The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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