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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.

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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
American Football Player
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Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!
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