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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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I'm a comedian, not a politician.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.
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