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Welfare is monetary methadone.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
American Football Player
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When you're picking a basketball team, you'll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you're playing the odds.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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I'm harmless. I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you're that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
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That's the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can't pursue your dream till you're 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?
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It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.
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Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!
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When you do television, there's more to do, and when you do new television, there's a lot more to do, especially when you don't have partner. I miss not having that person.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine I just happen to be from that world.
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The truth is we're all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else's book. We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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