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No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
American Football Player
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
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Podcaster
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California
Adam Lakers Carolla
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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