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No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
American Football Player
Comedian
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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Maybe it's weird, but I don't feel in any way, shape or form that I'm taking over his show.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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