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Lets not focus on saving a nickel... lets focus on making a buck.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
American Football Player
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If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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It's like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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