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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.

Adam Carolla

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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.
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