Quote

[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.

Adam Carolla

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
American Football Player
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Podcaster
Radio Personality
Screenwriter
Television Actor
LA
California
Adam Lakers Carolla
Ace Rockolla
Recycl-A-Rolla
Ace in the Hole
Ace carolla
Carolla
Adam Corrolla
Adam corola
Adam corolla
Adam Carolla
Giving
Mail
People
Month
Fats
Twice
Welfare
Jumbo
Months
Equivalent
Poor
Sending
Government
Bags

More quotes by Adam Carolla

Image
I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.
Adam Carolla
Image
If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.
Adam Carolla
Image
I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
Adam Carolla
Image
I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.
Adam Carolla
Image
When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
Adam Carolla
Image
To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.
Adam Carolla
Image
The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
Adam Carolla
Image
I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
Adam Carolla
Image
I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
Adam Carolla
Image
I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.
Adam Carolla
Image
I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.
Adam Carolla
Image
I don't like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it's the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too they're pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
Adam Carolla
Image
I know everything because I know nothing.
Adam Carolla
Image
There are certain things women are better at than men.
Adam Carolla
Image
People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.'
Adam Carolla
Image
If you spend your life walking through somebody else's museum, you never find out whether you're Rembrandt or not.
Adam Carolla
Image
I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.
Adam Carolla
Image
Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
Adam Carolla
Image
When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much.
Adam Carolla
Image
Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.
Adam Carolla