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Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.
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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the 'tardiest of the 'tards like the thick crust.
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The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.
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Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes.
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When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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Everyone keeps saying, Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating. It's like saying, How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt? I don't care.
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My motto is more mystery, less history.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.
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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
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