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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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It's something I've always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.
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I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist.
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I don't know anything about computers.
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You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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I don't like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it's the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too they're pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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We're all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it. Telling them to stop isn't going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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There's no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I'm a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel... lets focus on making a buck.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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