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My motto is more mystery, less history.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
American Football Player
Comedian
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.
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When you're picking a basketball team, you'll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you're playing the odds.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.
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If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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It's something I've always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.
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Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes.
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I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.
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