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My motto is more mystery, less history.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
American Football Player
Comedian
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California
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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I'd never hurt another person.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.
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That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?
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People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.
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If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.
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No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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