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My motto is more mystery, less history.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
American Football Player
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much.
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else's museum, you never find out whether you're Rembrandt or not.
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I'm harmless. I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you're that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
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No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.
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He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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