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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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