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I'm harmless. I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you're that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians I'm just not a reader.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine I just happen to be from that world.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.
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All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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Everyone keeps saying, Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating. It's like saying, How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt? I don't care.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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