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He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.
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