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He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.
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Everyone keeps saying, Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating. It's like saying, How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt? I don't care.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
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That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?
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Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!
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The truth is we're all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else's book. We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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There's no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I'm a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13.
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I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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