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He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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