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He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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It's something I've always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes.
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If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.
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Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.
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Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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When you're picking a basketball team, you'll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you're playing the odds.
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That's the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can't pursue your dream till you're 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.
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I don't know anything about computers.
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Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.
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The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.
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I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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