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He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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People who fail, excel at avoiding opportunity.
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I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.
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I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.
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