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He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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The shuttle is the worst $20 you'll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been. You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can't afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the 'tardiest of the 'tards like the thick crust.
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I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.
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