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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
American Football Player
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything they just don't vote that way.
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Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes.
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You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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Maybe it's weird, but I don't feel in any way, shape or form that I'm taking over his show.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why.
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