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You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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It's something I've always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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There's no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I'm a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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I don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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