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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why.
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My motto is more mystery, less history.
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He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I've done so much morning radio that I won't be overwhelmed by it, but it's still going to be a challenge.
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I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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