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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
American Football Player
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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I don't like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it's the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too they're pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.
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You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else's museum, you never find out whether you're Rembrandt or not.
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I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.
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I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.
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I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.
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