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Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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When you do television, there's more to do, and when you do new television, there's a lot more to do, especially when you don't have partner. I miss not having that person.
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It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much.
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If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.
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Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.
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Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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Everyone keeps saying, Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating. It's like saying, How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt? I don't care.
Adam Carolla
I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine I just happen to be from that world.
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That's the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can't pursue your dream till you're 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
Adam Carolla
If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
Adam Carolla
I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
Adam Carolla
I am not a good cue card reader.
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