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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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My motto is more mystery, less history.
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When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.
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Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much.
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All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who's been getting by on her looks, but now she's 45 and falling apart.
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Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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When you do television, there's more to do, and when you do new television, there's a lot more to do, especially when you don't have partner. I miss not having that person.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why.
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything they just don't vote that way.
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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?
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