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Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
American Football Player
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The shuttle is the worst $20 you'll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been. You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can't afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
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That's the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can't pursue your dream till you're 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13.
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The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel... lets focus on making a buck.
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People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.
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He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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I'd never hurt another person.
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You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.
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The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.
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There's no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I'm a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.
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I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it's not a great way to go.
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