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Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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The shuttle is the worst $20 you'll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been. You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can't afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
Adam Carolla
I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.
Adam Carolla
Maybe it's weird, but I don't feel in any way, shape or form that I'm taking over his show.
Adam Carolla
Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes.
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You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting.
Adam Carolla
I know everything because I know nothing.
Adam Carolla
I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
Adam Carolla
I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
Adam Carolla
I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
Adam Carolla
You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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There are certain things women are better at than men.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
Adam Carolla
The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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The truth is we're all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else's book. We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
Adam Carolla
My motto is more mystery, less history.
Adam Carolla
It's something I've always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
Adam Carolla
People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
Adam Carolla
When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
Adam Carolla
If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'
Adam Carolla
I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.
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