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If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
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We're all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it. Telling them to stop isn't going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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