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If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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I'm harmless. I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you're that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
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The shuttle is the worst $20 you'll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been. You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can't afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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Maybe it's weird, but I don't feel in any way, shape or form that I'm taking over his show.
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I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine I just happen to be from that world.
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People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.'
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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I don't like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it's the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too they're pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys. We're always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it's not a great way to go.
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I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.
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The truth is we're all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else's book. We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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