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I'd never hurt another person.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.
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I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?
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