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I'd never hurt another person.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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There's no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I'm a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I've done so much morning radio that I won't be overwhelmed by it, but it's still going to be a challenge.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.
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