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People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.'
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why.
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There's no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I'm a cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from full-fledged Christian.
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