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People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!
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You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.'
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.
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No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.
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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys. We're always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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