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I'm a comedian, not a politician.

Adam Carolla

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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.
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I don't know anything about computers.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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