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I'm a comedian, not a politician.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I've done so much morning radio that I won't be overwhelmed by it, but it's still going to be a challenge.
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I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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