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I'm a comedian, not a politician.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
American Football Player
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I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist.
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Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!
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I don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel... lets focus on making a buck.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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That's the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can't pursue your dream till you're 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.
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