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There are certain things women are better at than men.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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We're all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it. Telling them to stop isn't going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.
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The truth is we're all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else's book. We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else's museum, you never find out whether you're Rembrandt or not.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much.
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You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.
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I'm harmless. I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you're that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
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I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.
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