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The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.
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I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist.
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Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.
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I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.
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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.
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Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys. We're always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the every vote counts.
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Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!
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