Quote

I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.

Adam Carolla

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
American Football Player
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Podcaster
Radio Personality
Screenwriter
Television Actor
LA
California
Adam Lakers Carolla
Ace Rockolla
Recycl-A-Rolla
Ace in the Hole
Ace carolla
Carolla
Adam Corrolla
Adam corola
Adam corolla
Adam Carolla
Make
Plenty
Working
Money
Work

More quotes by Adam Carolla

Image
When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
Adam Carolla
Image
A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
Adam Carolla
Image
When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
Adam Carolla
Image
I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
Adam Carolla
Image
I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.
Adam Carolla
Image
I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
Adam Carolla
Image
That's the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can't pursue your dream till you're 46. When it comes to acting, writing, comedy, nobody ever stops you.
Adam Carolla
Image
When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
Adam Carolla
Image
If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
Adam Carolla
Image
Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!
Adam Carolla
Image
Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
Adam Carolla
Image
I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
Adam Carolla
Image
Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
Adam Carolla
Image
All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
Adam Carolla
Image
When you're picking a basketball team, you'll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you're playing the odds.
Adam Carolla
Image
Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
Adam Carolla
Image
If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
Adam Carolla
Image
Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.
Adam Carolla
Image
I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.
Adam Carolla
Image
When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
Adam Carolla