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I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the 'tardiest of the 'tards like the thick crust.
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I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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We're all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it. Telling them to stop isn't going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.
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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13.
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All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.
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