Quote

My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.

Adam Carolla

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
American Football Player
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Podcaster
Radio Personality
Screenwriter
Television Actor
LA
California
Adam Lakers Carolla
Ace Rockolla
Recycl-A-Rolla
Ace in the Hole
Ace carolla
Carolla
Adam Corrolla
Adam corola
Adam corolla
Adam Carolla
Never
Ones
Scholarship
Like
Fine
Stamps
Food
Occasional
Education
Managed
Whatever
Programs
Scholarships
Even
Welfare
Participated
Work
Mom
Governmental
Kind
Program
Stamp

More quotes by Adam Carolla

Image
I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.
Adam Carolla
Image
Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
Adam Carolla
Image
I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
Adam Carolla
Image
That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?
Adam Carolla
Image
I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
Adam Carolla
Image
Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
Adam Carolla
Image
The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.
Adam Carolla
Image
I'm harmless. I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody. When people know you're that way, you can say stuff that the creepy guy at your office could never get away with.
Adam Carolla
Image
When you're doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
Adam Carolla
Image
I don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
Adam Carolla
Image
Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything they just don't vote that way.
Adam Carolla
Image
I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.
Adam Carolla
Image
Don’t do your best, do my best.
Adam Carolla
Image
You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
Adam Carolla
Image
I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
Adam Carolla
Image
The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
Adam Carolla
Image
People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
Adam Carolla
Image
Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.
Adam Carolla
Image
A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it's not a great way to go.
Adam Carolla
Image
Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
Adam Carolla