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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
American Football Player
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It's like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
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If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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We're all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it. Telling them to stop isn't going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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