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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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I'd never hurt another person.
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I don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.
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I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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