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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.
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I don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.
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Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'
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I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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My life is about building and working and wrenching on some cars.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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