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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: May 27
American Football Player
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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.
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I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!
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I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.
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I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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